\u201cHave you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up \u2026 ?\u201d the woman asked her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo\u201d, replied her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She gave him a lingering, sensuous smile, and slowly unbuttoned the top four buttons of her blouse. She slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra . . . and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her, and smiled approvingly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHave you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up \u2026 ?\u201d she then asked her husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUh . . . no, I haven\u2019t\u201d he told her, with a slightly anxious tone in his voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively retrieved a crumpled fifty dollar note.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He took the crumpled fifty dollar note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNow\u201d she said, \u201chave you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNo way\u201d he exclaimed, while becoming even more breathless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, go look in the garage!\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n They weren\u2019t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car\u2019s ignition. <\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n He\u2019s afraid that the car could be stolen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I immediately called the police.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI left my keys in the car and it\u2019s been stolen.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAre you kidding me?\u201d he barked, \u201cI dropped you off!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, \u201cWell, can you come and get me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He retorted, \u201cI will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn\u2019t steal your car!\u201d<\/strong><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Welcome to the golden years\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening, she slipped her arm around her husband and asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt\u2019s amazing!\u201d <\/strong>he replied. \u201cI just can\u2019t figure how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cHave you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up \u2026 ?\u201d the woman asked her husband. \u201cNo\u201d, replied her husband. She gave him a lingering,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":963,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/548111741_1298612901997455_5243979430964030521_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}After a meeting several days ago, I couldn\u2019t find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal \u201cTSA Pat Down.\u201d<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
One night, a wife found her husband standing next to their baby\u2019s crib. She watched him quietly.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n