Exhausted from waiting up again, Emma plotted the perfect fake breakup. She penned an emotional farewell letter, then wedged herself between the bed and wall to watch Steve\u2019s reaction. The carpet fibers itched her arms as she waited in ambush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Steve\u2019s heavy footsteps approached. The note rustled, then came the gut-punch phone call: \u201cShe\u2019s gone! Let\u2019s finally take that weekend trip!\u201d The front door banged shut. Emma scrambled out ready to pack her real bags when she saw his postscript: \u201cYour wristwatch is reflecting light. Getting burgers.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The smell of fries preceded his return. \u201cCaught you,\u201d he sang, dangling a milkshake. \u201cNext time maybe turn off your smartwatch tracker too?\u201d Their laughter echoed through the house \u2013 sometimes the best marriages survive the worst pranks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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