{"id":890,"date":"2025-09-16T15:18:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T15:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=890"},"modified":"2025-09-16T15:18:25","modified_gmt":"2025-09-16T15:18:25","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-playing-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=890","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife playing a game"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>1 min read<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall &amp; if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/healthyxyz.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/hbwi.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If you run in the wrong direction, you\u2019ll give me all your salary for this month<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I\u2019ll have your salary too right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: are you ready<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: Yes ready<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WIFE: TURKEY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s been 4 HOURS NOW\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moral lesson\u2026 After God, Fear Wife!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 min read WIFE: Honey let\u2019s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What\u2019s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/548272493_1978617339583164_6847106311087957954_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":892,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}