Those are all intriguing options, but an alternate theory has recently arisen that\u2019s quickly gaining steam: Maybe being single<\/a> isn\u2019t as lonely as we think. Maybe being single is actually freaking awesome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A guy on TikTok who goes by Get To the Point Bro shared a hilarious monologue on why women who have been single for a long time \u201cdon\u2019t want to date anymore.\u201d Women say he absolutely nailed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n At first, it might seem like he\u2019s poking fun, either at single women or at the men who can\u2019t seem to win them over. But not so! What he\u2019s done is perfectly captured the joy many people find in being single and, frankly, able to do whatever the hell they want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSome women have been single for so long they don\u2019t date anymore, they grant you access to their peaceful little empire like a reluctant queen handing you a visitor\u2019s badge,\u201d he says. \u201cYou text her good morning and she\u2019s already annoyed, like \u2018Why are you disturbing the sacred silence of my personal growth journey?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He goes on, \u201cBro she\u2019s been sleeping diagonally in her bed for three years, she\u2019s not giving up that territory because you opened the door and paid for coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou plan a cute date, she\u2019s thinking \u2018That sounds nice but also I could stay home, deep clean my apartment, do a 12 steps skincare routine, order sushi and not have to listen to a man breathe.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou try to check in emotionally, \u2018How are you feeling?\u2019 She\u2019s feeling fantastic because you\u2019re not here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou\u2019re not competing with other guys. There are no other guys. You\u2019re competing with her weighted blanket, her peace, her cat named Chairman Meow, and the simple joy of not having to share her fries.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n These are just a few of the best lines from the nearly 2-minute rant, all delivered in the most amazing French accent you can imagine. Please, enjoy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n The best thing about the video is the discussion in the comments. Women want to know how this man got access to this top-secret information. The rant is so eerily, frighteningly accurate that women are convinced this French guy is living in their heads. That, or someone\u2019s secretly leaking intel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cdammit. somebody call a meeting of the council. he knows too much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI dont often offer this compliment to the male species but you explained it better than I ever could.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAlright, who\u2019s told him this info??? So exposed right now\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe joy of sleeping diagonally across my bed cannot be fully explained.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThis is the most accurate profiling I\u2019ve ever heard. You absolutely ailed it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Clearly, we\u2019ve tapped into a real phenomenon here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The truth is that many people\u2014both men and women\u2014are disillusioned<\/a> with the sad state of the dating scene these days. App burnout<\/a> is a real thing, and meeting new people in real life is a ton of work. So, it\u2019s no surprise that more and more people are just choosing to stay single<\/a> and enjoy all the perks that come along with it. This is a stark change, especially for women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n According to FiveThirtyEight,<\/em> \u201cWomen were also more likely than men to say that they weren\u2019t dating because they have other priorities right now.\u201d Priorities like travel, career, friendship, and even just self-care\u2014all things that wind up taking a backseat when people get involved in relationships. It wasn\u2019t too long ago that women of a certain age that were still single were called \u201cspinsters<\/a>,\u201d but that word has lost a significant amount of power. This new generation of women aren\u2019t embarrassed or ashamed to be single; they\u2019re loving it for exactly all the reasons this video describes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The women in the comments are convinced one of them snitched. 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