{"id":7336,"date":"2026-04-09T05:00:07","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T05:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=7336"},"modified":"2026-04-09T05:00:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T05:00:11","slug":"the-oldest-whales-in-the-ocean-were-alive-before-moby-dick-and-have-the-harpoons-to-prove-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=7336","title":{"rendered":"The oldest whales in the ocean were alive before \u2018Moby-Dick\u2019 and have the harpoons to prove it"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>These gentle giants have lived through history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You\u2019re probably familiar with the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/one-sign-that-someone-is-highly-intelligent-according-to-literary-genius-leo-tolstoy-ex1\">literary<\/a>&nbsp;classic&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/tag\/whales\">Moby-Dick<\/a>&nbsp;by the great Herman Melville. But in case you\u2019re not, here\u2019s the gist: first published in 1851,&nbsp;<em>Moby Dick<\/em>&nbsp;is about an enraged sea captain in pursuit of a huge, ancient albino sperm whale, Moby-Dick. There sea captain is called Captain Ahab, and he&nbsp;<em>really really&nbsp;<\/em>hates the whale. In fact, he goes absolutely bonkers in his quest to hunt and kill it, and then everything is awful and we all die unsatisfied with our shared&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/the-cures-alone-has-the-most-beautifull-youtube-comments\">sad existence<\/a>&nbsp;and\u2014oops, spoilers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK, technically, the narrator, Ishmael, survives, so there\u2019s somewhat of a&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/this-woman-was-fat-shamed-on-a-flight-but-her-story-has-a-happy-ending\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">happy ending<\/a>. We also learn a lot of lessons in the end about life,&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/theamericanscholar.org\/melvilles-chowder\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">chowder<\/a>&nbsp;(clam or cod? It\u2019s a metaphor), and co-existing on this planet with our fellow animals. It\u2019s one of the most famous (and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/nha.org\/research\/nantucket-history\/history-topics\/pop-culture-and-moby-dick\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">most referenced<\/a>) works of literature in history (As evidenced below. Oh, Homer\u2026).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Essentially, the book is about revenge and obsession. It\u2019s also chock-full of beautiful passages and dense symbolism and deep thematic resonance, and all those good things that earned it a top spot in the musty canon of important literature. There\u2019s also a lot of mundane descriptions about the whaling trade as well (like, a&nbsp;<em>lot<\/em>). That\u2019s because it came out back when&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/how-baleen-whales-sing-has-finally-been-figured-out\">commercial whaling<\/a>&nbsp;was still a thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/origin_a93778.jpg\" alt=\"whales, Moby Dick, poaching endangered species, sperm whale, old drawing, whalers\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>In fact, humans used to hunt&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca\/en\/article\/whaling\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">more than 50,000 whales each year<\/a>&nbsp;to use for oil, meat, baleen, and more oil. Then, in 1946, the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/iwc.int\/history-and-purpose\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">International Whaling Commission<\/a>&nbsp;stepped in and said, \u201cHey, wait a minute, guys. There\u2019s only a few handful of these majestic creatures left in the entire world, so maybe we should try to not kill them anymore?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And even then, commercial whaling was still legal in some parts of the world&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/iwc.int\/commercial\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">until as recently as 1986<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">And yet, by some miracle, there are whales who were born before Moby-Dick was published that are still alive today<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>What are the odds of that? Honestly, it\u2019s hard to calculate since we can\u2019t exactly swim up to a bowhead and say, \u201cHey, how old are you?\u201d and expect a response. (Also, that\u2019s a rude question\u2014<em>jeez.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks to some thoughtful collaboration between researchers and traditional&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/alaskamagazine.com\/authentic-alaska\/culture\/inupiaq-whaling-life-identity-and-survival\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Inupiat whalers<\/a>&nbsp;(who are still allowed to hunt for survival) over the decades, scientists have used&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.iflscience.com\/the-longest-living-mammals-are-giants-that-live-up-to-200-years-in-the-icy-arctic-80853\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">amino acids<\/a>&nbsp;in the eyes of whales and&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.iflscience.com\/a-100-year-old-harpoon-was-found-embedded-in-the-worlds-longest-living-mammal-81037\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">harpoon fragments lodged in their carcasses<\/a>&nbsp;to determine the age of these enormous animals. In 2006, they found&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nature.com\/news\/2007\/070619\/full\/news070618-6.html#B1\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">at least three bowhead whales<\/a>&nbsp;who were living prior to 1850. Granted those are bowheads, not sperm whales like the fictional Moby Dick, (and none of them are albino, I think), but still. Pretty amazing, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bowhead whales reach an average length of 35 to 45 feet, and they are believed to live over 200 years. One of the big reasons for their longevity is that they have genes that may allow for the repair of&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fisheries.noaa.gov\/species\/bowhead-whale#:~:text=Lifespan%20%26%20Reproduction&amp;text=Based%20on%20the%20recovery%20of,be%20over%20200%20years%20old.\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">damaged DNA<\/a>. Researchers believe that the bowhead is the whale with the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/oceanservice.noaa.gov\/facts\/bowhead.html#:~:text=Scientists%20agree%20that%20the%20bowhead,in%20the%20contemporary%20animal%20kingdom.\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">longest lifespan<\/a>. Baleen whales have been found to live longer than&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/whalescientists.com\/how-long-do-whales-live\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">toothed cetaceans<\/a>&nbsp;such as the sperm whale or orca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/origin_d41493.jpg\" alt=\"bowhead whales, whaling, whaling history, ancient whales, balaena mysticetus, baleen whales\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This is a particularly remarkable feat considering that the entire species was dwindling near extinction<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Barring these few centenarian leviathans, most of the whales still kickin\u2019 it today are between 20 and 70 years old. That\u2019s because&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mnn.com\/earth-matters\/animals\/stories\/10-of-the-most-endangered-whales-on-earth\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">most whale populations were reduced to 10% or less of their numbers between the 18th and 20th centuries<\/a>, thanks to a few over-eager hunters (and by a few, I mean all of them).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, sperm whales are considered&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.whalefacts.org\/are-sperm-whales-endangered\/\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">one of the most populous species of massive marine mammals<\/a>. Bowheads, on the other hand, are still in trouble despite a&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mnn.com\/earth-matters\/animals\/stories\/10-of-the-most-endangered-whales-on-earth\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">20% increase in population since the mid-1980s<\/a>. Makes those few elderly bowheads that much more impressive, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/origin_780d65.jpg\" alt=\"bowhead whales, whaling, whaling history, ancient whales, balaena mysticetus, baleen whales, bowhead bones\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unfortunately, just as things are looking up, these wonderful whales are in trouble once again<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>We might not need to worry about real-life Captain Ahabs anymore, but our big aquatic buddies are still being threatened by industrialization\u2014namely, from&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nrdc.org\/bio\/zanagee-artis\/marine-life-casualties-offshore-drilling\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">oil drilling<\/a>&nbsp;in the Arctic and the Great Australian Bight, though efforts are being made to&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/2024-08-29\/great-australian-bight-world-heritage\/104280400\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ban oil drilling<\/a>&nbsp;in these and other areas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the off-chance that companies like Shell and BP manage&nbsp;<em>not<\/em>&nbsp;to spill millions of gallons of harmful crude oil into the water, the act of drilling alone is likely to&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/dr-reese-halter\/oil-and-gas-sonic-cannons_b_5686761.html\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">maim or kill millions of animals<\/a>, and the&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/is-loud-industrial-noise-from-underwater-drilling-affecting-these-pups-scientists-are-on-the-case\">supposedly-safer sonic blasting will blow out their eardrums or worse<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This influx of industrialization also affects their&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/environment\/ng-interactive\/2015\/jun\/16\/drilling-oil-gas-arctic-alaska\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">migratory patterns<\/a>\u2014threatening not only the humans who depend on them, but also the entire marine ecosystem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/origin_364bd4.gif\" alt=\"whale blubber, blue whales, extinction\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Whales might be large and have remarkable longevity, but they still need our help to survive<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>If you want another whale to make it to his two-hundredth birthday and beyond (which you should because I hear they throw great parties), then&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.change.org\/topic\/whale-en-us\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\">sign these petitions<\/a>&nbsp;via&nbsp;<em>Change.org<\/em>&nbsp;to protect our oceans from oil drilling, ship strikes, and other other industrial threats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guarantee Moby Dick will appreciate it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These gentle giants have lived through history. You\u2019re probably familiar with the&nbsp;literary&nbsp;classic&nbsp;Moby-Dick&nbsp;by the great Herman Melville. But in case you\u2019re not, here\u2019s the gist: first<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/669176712_1423486316479022_5842412660194394569_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7338,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7336\/revisions\/7338"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}