{"id":6298,"date":"2026-03-09T06:39:54","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T06:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=6298"},"modified":"2026-03-09T06:39:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T06:39:56","slug":"a-man-was-lying-in-a-hospital-bed-hooked-up-to-oxygen-recovering-frrom-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=6298","title":{"rendered":"A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering frrom surgery."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A man was lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to oxygen, recovering from surgery.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

A young student nurse came in to give him a partial sponge bath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Through the mask, he mumbled, \u201cNurse\u2026 are my testicles black?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The nurse froze\u2014flustered. \u201cSir, I\u2019m only assigned to clean your upper body and feet,\u201d she said softly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But the man insisted again, \u201cPlease\u2026 can you check? Are my testicles black?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Worried his anxiety might affect his recovery, she hesitated\u2014but decided to help. Gently, she pulled back the covers, lifted his gown, and carefully examined everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a thorough check, she said kindly, \u201cSir, everything looks perfectly normal. No signs of anything wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man slowly lifted his oxygen mask, gave a weak grin, and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThanks\u2026 but I was just asking\u2014are my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oops.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bonus story:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\"50<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

He treated the nurses like they were his personal assistants, barking orders and complaining about everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the head nurse? She was the only one who wasn\u2019t afraid to put him in his place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One day, she walked into his room with a mission. \u201cI need to take your temperature,\u201d she announced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He immediately started grumbling and whining for a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo, sorry,\u201d the nurse said, \u201cI can\u2019t use an oral thermometer for this reading.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More complaints followed, but after a while, he rolled over and exposed his backside with a dramatic sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse smirked. \u201cI need to get something. You stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She left, making sure the door was wide open behind her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man fumed in embarrassment as people passed by, laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking around with confusion. \u201cWhat\u2019s going on here?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get their temperature taken?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said, \u201cNot with a Daffodil.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man froze. \u201cA\u2026 what?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The nurse had really outdone herself this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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