Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology. \u201cI just can\u2019t ever seem to remember my darn password.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The other one smiled. \u201cOh really? I can never forget mine!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow do you manage it?\u201d asked the first guy curiously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, I simply set all my passwords to \u2018Incorrect\u2019 so that whenever I\u2019m told that my password is incorrect, I\u2019ll remember it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the 75K asking price,\u201d said the man. \u201cYet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her. How could I resist?\u201d replied the grinning salesman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just then, the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThere you go,\u201d she said. \u201cI told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later, grandpa.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money \u2013 fifty thousand dollars!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jerry said, \u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sally said, \u201cFinders keepers.\u201d She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on their door. \u201cPardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sally said,\u201dNo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jerry said, \u201cShe\u2019s lying. She hid it up in the attic.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sally said, \u201cDon\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One said: \u201cTell us the story from the beginning.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jerry said, \u201cWell when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, \u201cWe\u2019re outta here!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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