{"id":477,"date":"2025-09-04T15:16:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T15:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=477"},"modified":"2025-09-04T15:16:29","modified_gmt":"2025-09-04T15:16:29","slug":"two-guys-grow-up-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=477","title":{"rendered":"Two guys grow up together"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Two guys grow up together and are best of friends.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhere you wanna go?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cHooters.\u201d \u201cWhy Hooters?\u201d&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cThey have those servers that are so h*t, the t!ght sh0rts and the gorgeous legs.\u201d \u201cYou\u2019re on.\u201d&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>At age 42, they meet and play golf again&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWhere you wanna go for lunch?\u201d \u201cHooters.\u201d&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cAgain? 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