Ma and Pa were two country folks living simple on their little farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day, Pa noticed that the pit under the outhouse had finally filled up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Scratching his head, he went inside and told Ma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, why don\u2019t you go ask that boy down the road?\u201d Ma suggested. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHe\u2019s college-educated\u2014oughta know everything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So Pa drove over, explained the problem, and the young man said, \u201cEasy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Get yourself two sticks of dynamite. Light \u2018em both\u2014one burns fast, the other slow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first blast will launch the outhouse into the air, and while it\u2019s up there, the second blast will clear the hole. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the outhouse will drop right back where it belongs.\u201d Pa thought that sounded mighty clever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He bought the dynamite, set it in place, lit the fuses, and ran to hide behind a tree. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right then, Ma rushed out of the house and slipped into the outhouse without Pa noticing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first blast shook the ground\u2014KA-BOOM! Up went the outhouse, flying like a rocket. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second one blew, and the mess spread across the farm like a storm cloud.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the outhouse crashed back down, landing perfectly over the pit. <\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Panicked, Pa ran over, yanked open the door, and shouted, \u201cMa, you okay in there?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ma straightened herself, sighed, and said, \u201cWell, I\u2019m fine\u2026 but thank goodness I wasn\u2019t sneezin\u2019 in the kitchen!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She\u2019s down to her last $50.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Exasperated, she exclaims, \u201cWhat rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, \u201cI don\u2019t know\u2026 why don\u2019t you play your age?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He walks away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thinking maybe she\u2019d won, he rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man is stunned.<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n He asks, \u201cWhat happened? Is she all right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The operator replies, \u201cI don\u2019t know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Then she just fainted!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ma and Pa were two country folks living simple on their little farm. One day, Pa noticed that the pit under the outhouse had finally<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3310,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/592629771_1370093564573687_8972797143062554157_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3311,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions\/3311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}2nd joke: A lady is having a bad day<\/h2>\n\n\n\n