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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne evening, she confided in him that she was pregnant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not wanting to jeopardize his marriage or reputation, the man offered her a large sum of money to move to Italy and have the baby in secret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He also promised to provide child support until the child turned 18 if she stayed there to raise the child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman agreed but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep things discreet, he told her to send a postcard with the word *\u201cSpaghetti\u201d* written on the back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once he received it, he would arrange for the child support.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Months later, the man returned home to his puzzled wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She handed him a postcard from Italy and said, \u201cThis is a bit odd.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trying to play it cool, he said, \u201cOh, just give it to me. I\u2019ll explain later.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But as he read the card, his face turned pale, and he fainted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The postcard read: \u201cSpaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/figure>\n\n\n\nHer husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The wife answers, \u201cThank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband laughs and says, \u201cAn Italian girl!!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman kept quiet and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks, \u201cSo, honey, how was the trip?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cVery good, thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd, what happened to my present?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhich present?\u201d She asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe one I asked for \u2013 an Italian girl!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, that,\u201d she said. \u201cWell, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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