{"id":3058,"date":"2025-11-24T06:57:46","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T06:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=3058"},"modified":"2025-11-24T06:57:50","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T06:57:50","slug":"whats-three-times-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=3058","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s Three Times Three?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor asks the first man, \u201cWhat is three times three?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c274,\u201d was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, \u201cIt\u2019s your turn. What is three times three?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTuesday,\u201d replies the second man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor says to the third man, \u201cOkay, your turn.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s three times three?\u201d\u201cNine,\u201d says the third man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s great!\u201d says the doctor. \u201cHow did you get that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEasy,\u201d says the third man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI subtracted 274 from Tuesday.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, \u201cWhat is three times three?\u201d \u201c274,\u201d was his<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3059,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/589532438_2038943686883862_2176689875156881117_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3060,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions\/3060"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}