It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.
She replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The teacher said, \u201cHoney I don\u2019t think that\u2019s your name. You need to go to the principal\u2019s office and get this straightened out.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she went to the principal\u2019s office and he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the little girl said, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The principal called the girl\u2019s mother to get this straightened out once and for all.<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, \u201cHoney, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, \u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt, what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n One day in a language school in Australia. A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Teacher: \u201cNot bad. Okay, who`s next?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Weng: \u201cI try! I try. Can aaah?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Teacher \u201cNo, no, not you\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Weng: \u201cAaaiiyaaa\u2026 let me try lah\u2026 I can do lah\u2026 you think I`m stupid meeeh..?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Teacher: \u201cOkay.. go ahead\u201d<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Weng: \u201cThis morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN\u2026GREEEEEN\u2026 I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n My daughter hates school. Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, \u201cHoney, it\u2019s a law. If you don\u2019t go to school, they\u2019ll put daddy in jail.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She looked at me, thought for a moment, then asked, \u201cHow long would you have to stay?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.She replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d The teacher<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2886,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/586528299_2034866780624886_6462039225670544308_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2887,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions\/2887"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Teacher: \u201cAll right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n