{"id":2367,"date":"2025-11-02T11:02:05","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T11:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=2367"},"modified":"2025-11-02T11:02:07","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T11:02:07","slug":"lazy-husband-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=2367","title":{"rendered":"LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: do I look like a gardener?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1000059546.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: no its not me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: who then!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: our neighbor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: you paid him how much?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s**x\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2368,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/576371132_2020348032076761_4908444031705452724_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2369,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2367\/revisions\/2369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}