{"id":1988,"date":"2025-10-21T14:29:52","date_gmt":"2025-10-21T14:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2025-10-21T14:29:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-21T14:29:53","slug":"funny-a-man-is-lying-on-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1988","title":{"rendered":"(Funny) A man is lying on the beach"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A woman passing by remarks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1000058500.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf you were any sort of a gentleman,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you would lift your hat to a lady.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He replies, \u201cIf you were any sort of a h*t lad*,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>the hat would l*ft by itse*f.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2nd joke: Just women things\u2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>When a customer left his cell phone in my store,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mypuppies.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/1000058501.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at \u201cMom\u201d and pushed send.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His mother answered, and I told her what happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d she said, \u201cI\u2019ll take care of it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was \u201cMom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMartin,\u201d she said, \u201cyou left your cell phone at the convenience store.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>HHAHAHAHAHAHA<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>THE END!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, \u201cIf you were any sort<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/568581786_2009773916467506_4369733820210410852_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1990,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/1990"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}