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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nPerhaps you would prefer someone else,\u201d said the madam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo. I must see Valerie,\u201d was the man\u2019s reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without hesitation, the man pulled out one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After an hour, the man calmly left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row \u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n too expensive \u2013 and there were no discounts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The price was still $1,000.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After an hour, he left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The following night the man was there again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night,<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After their session, Valerie questioned the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNo one has ever been with m* three nig*ts in a row.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Where are you from?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man replied, \u201cSouth Carolina.\u201d \u201cReally\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI have family in South Carolina.\u201d \u201cI know,\u201d the man said.<\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n Your father died, and I am your sister\u2019s attorney.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:<\/p>\n\n\n\n 1. Death The madam opened the brthl door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. \u201cMay I help<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1892,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/568407450_2007778786667019_5029821800031421024_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1893,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1891\/revisions\/1893"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
2. Taxes
3. Being scrwd by a lawyer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"