{"id":1872,"date":"2025-10-18T07:03:48","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T07:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1872"},"modified":"2025-10-18T07:03:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T07:03:50","slug":"rude-bus-driver-funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1872","title":{"rendered":"Rude Bus Driver (Funny Joke)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bus driver says,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She says to a man next to her,<strong>&nbsp;\u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man says,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cYou go right up there and tell him off \u2013 go ahead, I\u2019ll hold your monkey for you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cWow, these seats are big!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d,<\/strong>&nbsp;the person next to him answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He exclaimed,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cWow these mugs are big!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d,<\/strong>&nbsp;the bartender replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a couple of beers, the blind old man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bartender replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cSecond door to the right.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door.<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Instead, he entered the third door, which leads to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scared to d*ath, the blind old man started shouting\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poor Old fool\u201d thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So he invited the old man inside for a drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he\u2019d humor the old man and asked,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo how many have you caught today?\u201d<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man replied,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re the eighth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby. 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