`FINALLY! BLONDE MEN JOKES: A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts \u201cdid you find the shampoo?\u201d He answers \u201cYes but I\u2019m
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It says on the envelope \u201cDO NOT BEND\u201d. He spends the next 2 hours, A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat. It says on the envelope \u201cDO NOT BEND\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone \u201cMy wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!\u201d Is this her first child?\u201d asks the doctor. \u201cNo!\u201d he shouts, \u201cthis is her husband!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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