{"id":10947,"date":"2026-08-03T06:53:43","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T06:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=10947"},"modified":"2026-08-03T06:53:44","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T06:53:44","slug":"wild-new-theory-suggests-that-being-funny-was-the-sexiest-trait-a-caveman-could-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=10947","title":{"rendered":"Wild new theory suggests that being funny was the sexiest trait a caveman could have"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Linguist explains why \u201csurvival of the wittiest\u201d beat out the \u201cfittest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There\u2019s a great line in&nbsp;Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, where the sultry Jessica Rabbit is asked why she loves her husband, Roger, a manic comedian with a penchant for mischief, who\u2019s half her size.&nbsp;Her answer: \u201cHe makes me laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although that may seem like an exaggeration, there\u2019s a lot of truth to Jessica\u2019s perspective; heterosexual women consistently rank&nbsp;sense of humor&nbsp;as one of the most attractive traits that a man can have.&nbsp;Heterosexual men also find women with a sense of humor attractive, but to a&nbsp;lesser extent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A new&nbsp;research paper&nbsp;by Wayne State University linguist&nbsp;Ljiljana Progovac&nbsp;suggests that when it comes to human evolution, the phrase \u201csurvival of the fittest\u201d could be replaced by \u201csurvival of the wittiest.\u201d Her research shows that in the caveman era, humans shifted from a might-makes-right tribal culture, where physically dominant people had the most opportunities to reproduce, to one where a sense of humor was the sexiest trait you could have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why did cavedwellers find a sense of humor sexy?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The big changes came when early humans realized that inter-tribal violence did more harm than good. Therefore, being a physical threat was out of style as it was more advantageous to be \u201cgroupish.\u201d Those who could cooperate within their tribe to ensure they could compete with other tribes then started getting all the action.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/04\/cave-1.jpg\" alt=\"cave man, cave people, early humans, fire\" class=\"wp-image-252756\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though early humans treated those in their tribe with greater civility, within this friendly society, those who were verbally fluent became dominant and more attractive to potential mates.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFrom the very first moment that our ancestors started combining two words together, those combinations opened up a new kind of competition. Not physical. Verbal,\u201d the\u00a0Science Blog\u00a0writes. \u201cThe ability to coin a devastating nickname, to skewer a rival with a phrase, to make the tribe laugh at someone else\u2019s expense; these skills, she argues, were subject to sexual selection just as surely as the peacock\u2019s tail or the bowerbird\u2019s elaborate stick construction.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It seems that even though language developed over a hundred thousand years ago, things haven\u2019t changed all that much since.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/04\/COmedy.png\" alt=\"comedian, stand-up, comedy\" class=\"wp-image-252757\" style=\"width:647px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Progovac posits that early humans could insult one another or express their sense of humor by using simple two-word verb-noun compounds such as \u201ckilljoy\u201d or \u201cpickpocket.\u201d According to the author, people who knew how to throw around those compounds in clever ways had higher reproductive fitness than those who weren\u2019t as adept. The children born to witty individuals could then go on to create even more complicated grammatical rules to show off their wit. This, in turn, led to the evolution of more complex languages.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Progovac\u2019s paper also notes that, on one hand, being quick-witted is an advantage when it comes to sexual selection, while those who aren\u2019t as funny are less likely to be selected.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.upworthy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/04\/Fire.jpg\" alt=\"cave man, making fire, early humans\" class=\"wp-image-252758\" style=\"width:651px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIn addition to positive selection due to superior language skills and eloquence, it is also important to acknowledge the role of negative selection with respect to these skills, as even minor language disturbances or \u2018disorders\u2019 can have a detrimental effect on selection,\u201d\u00a0Progovac writes. \u201cEspecially damning seem to be insults that directly refer to such skills, such as dim-witted, half-witted, f**kwit, slow, and dull, indicating the value that is still placed on wit and quick-wittedness. This suggests that quick-wittedness plays a role both in positive and negative selection in humans, even today.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This study is a wonderful example of two inspiring ideas. The first is that even if you aren\u2019t genetically blessed with traditionally great looks, a sense of humor can go a long way towards helping you find a romantic partner. Second, humans evolved an incredible sense of humor because it was better to make fun of each other than to beat them with a club.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Linguist explains why \u201csurvival of the wittiest\u201d beat out the \u201cfittest.\u201d There\u2019s a great line in&nbsp;Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, where the sultry Jessica Rabbit is<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/762737884_3257838447732951_716080603109134941_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10949,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10947\/revisions\/10949"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}