Wife wish to husband \u2013 JOKE OF THE DAY
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he walked to the door she yelled,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201d I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He turned around<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and said :<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2018So, you, want me to fuki<\/em>g stay?<\/p>\n\n\n\n 2nd joke: A Woman Walks Into A Cafe After a while she realizes she needs to relieve herself, knowing her f*rts are loud,<\/p>\n\n\n\n she decides to f*rt simultaneously with the cafe music.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Every time the music gets really loud she let out a long f*rt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She saw that everyone in the cafe was staring at her and later realized that she was wearing headsets the whole time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Wife wish to husband \u2013 JOKE OF THE DAYA wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1041,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/550023961_1982209665890598_7529367670124416002_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1042,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions\/1042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
A woman walks into a cafe with a stomach ache.<\/p>\n\n\n\n