{"id":1031,"date":"2025-09-20T15:37:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-20T15:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2025-09-20T15:37:37","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T15:37:37","slug":"a-married-couple-is-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/?p=1031","title":{"rendered":"A married couple is sleeping \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow am I supposed to know? We\u2019re 200 miles inland!\u201d and hangs up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her husband rolls over and asks,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSweetheart, who was that?\u201d<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>2nd joke: Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/healthyxyz.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/nf-bus.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat\u2019s milk was used.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThese,\u201d she explained, \u201care the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She then asked, \u201cWhat do you do in America with your old goats?\u201d<ins><\/ins><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A spry old gentleman answered, \u201cThey send us on bus tours!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, \u201cHow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1032,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-story"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/550085558_1982097422568489_2469440249753522078_n.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/humorsidehub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}